What Is It With Men And Gnocchi, By Mara L.

A couple of days ago I met up with Jens! We are both touring Europe, so to speak. He is shooting photos, and I am doing some small freelance architecture projects, hanging out with friends and researching the niceties of Mediterranean cuisine. By the way, I should note that writing this “Surviving In New York” series for Jens’ blog gives me an added interest in food, which seems hardly possible, given the intense interest I had all along. But it gives me the sense that I have a *professional* interest in it, and that somehow makes it seem more legitimate for me to spend entire days with the wonderful sequence of: coffee in the morning, then some work, a long bath before lunch, finding the best food market wherever I happen to be, a lunch snack right there, followed by more coffee, coming home with all my new supplies, resting a little in the sun, and then planning and cooking dinner. This is life!

Copyright 2007 Jens Haas

It was precisely on a day like this when Jens came by. He had emailed me in advance (he doesn’t like the phone), saying – in response to my question ‘what would you like to eat?’ – that, given that we were going to meet in Salzburg, he wanted an element of dumplings in the menu. But then he mentioned his all-consuming love for gnocchi. So there also needed to be some home-made gnocchi. Oh dear! If there’s one pasta dish in the whole world which I don’t like, it’s gnocchi. I don’t know of any woman who likes it – it’s simply too heavy, and if you get the standard variety, especially in Manhattan, a plate of gnocchi can feel like a heap of stones in your stomach. However, how could I deny a wish to the one who lets me write on Notes From Nowhere? (But did you note that his two favorite dishes are basically the same? *Every* man on the planet likes *every* variety of soft, round, heavy, and sauce-absorbing piece of cooking. Should I become a psychoanalyst? – He is already ‘seeing’ one, as you might have noted. A little upsetting for the likes of me, who think that food is the heal-all, the one thing which makes life go well. Who needs a talking-cure if there’s pasta, I ask you?)

Copyright 2007 Jens Haas

Anyway, the evening before, I made some bread-dumplings. That’s an Austrian variety, made from cut-up stale rolls (of a certain kind), parsley, an egg, and some milk (full fat, otherwise things are not going to stick!). I wanted to upset Jens a little bit. Yes, he was going to get dumplings, but not the round and soft variety. For there’s a slightly new-modish, but really very delicious thing you can do with bread-dumplings: Let them dry, cut them up, and serve them with a Balsamico and olive oil dressing, with a tiny bit of arugula and tomato on top. A perfect appetizer!

Copyright 2007 Jens Haas

But then, the gnocchi. I won’t bore you with my own way of preparing the batter. It involves rolling them around in flour at the end, to give a beautiful finish, which you don’t find in Manhattan. And for a stuffy summer evening, I can’t bring myself to making a true, heavy-sticky gnocchi sauce. Thus I plundered my aunt’s garden for lots of basil, and cooked a very light tomato sauce. Here’s what you do: Olive oil in a pan, low heat, add the gnocchi with lots of basil. Put tomato sauce of the plate, and then your basil-covered, lightly browned gnocchi on top. Prepared like this, even I could eat it. But I keep worrying about the psychological side of it all.

Coming up – No Coffee To Go: My Stay With The Lotus Eaters

The Postmodern Panhandler: Street Photography And Privacy Rights

This past week started sort of on a high note. Of all people, Alec Soth put to use the classic and still refreshing formula: “If X one more time, then P” – more specifically, “If I hear one more student talking about their Yale application I’m going to puke.” Eureka! Well, I am not going to write yet another review of “Passing Through Eden” here, the book by Yale photography teacher Tod Papageorge that Soth spent a week writing about on his blog. Photographers don’t seem like the best reviewers of photography to me – how could they not see other people’s work in relation to their own stuff, their own aspirations? Let me just say that I am stunned that “Passing Through Eden”, a book of photos taken of passerbies in Central Park in late 20th century, stylistically passé and conceptually perhaps a little light-brained, gets such a rave reception, when the same stuff has been done long before, and better.

Copyright 2005 Jens Haas

But here’s the thing that I think goes beyond a simple “we all know how it is with opinions”. As someone who spends ample time in Central Park, it amazes me that no one who discusses Papageorge’s grab shots comes up with this simple concern: Turning people who just want to hang out in a public park *privately* into mere objects is what I’d call a very annoying, postmodern version of panhandling. Whenever I walk in the park myself, or on Coney Island for that matter, there always seems to lurk around some Robert Frank wannabe, sticking his stupid camera in my face (and in my case that is somewhat ironic, since I’m usually carrying a camera myself). I’ve asked some friends of mine who live near the park themselves, and particularly women, let alone parents, seem to find this phenomenon even more obnoxious.

Legally (after all we all live under the same law, even artists) this kind of photography is highly problematic, and it does not seem unlikely to me that at some point an art gallery photo will require a signed model release just like any other commercially used photo. Ethically I just find it repulsive. I know that some photographers at least have the decency to ask before they take a picture (apparently not Papageorge). But even then: How much is such consent worth if it is given by someone living in a ghetto, quite possibly under the influence, and very likely having no clue what her consent actually means? That the photo of her may make it into some gallery, on the web, and so forth? Who, other than those of us moving in the photo-scene and knowing all the various outlets for seemingly innocent snap-shots, could actually give what would properly count as *informed* consent?

Copyright 2005 Jens Haas

I cannot believe that this issue is dealt with so leisurely by many contemporary “street photographers” – who are just begging, if anything, for a backlash. Of course this is a complex issue. In spite of my own background in law, I do not see this issue merely from a legal perspective. I too would deplore the loss to “street photography” if things really changed – if there were properly formulated standards of what counts as informed consent (and what as exploitation). But at the current state of things I would console myself with the thought that times change, and that, since thankfully a lot of great snap-shot street photography has been done in the past, perhaps today, where everybody has access to a world wide publishing platform and where still and video cameras seem to come with every single person walking in a park, we should pay more attention to the privacy rights of those being photographed.

May I Introduce You To My Shrink

Did I mention my therapist? I think not. She’s sort of expensive, hence I cannot see her that often. But it’s definitely worth it. She is this rare, extremely elegant, but non-flashy Upper East Side type that you can’t seem to find that often anymore, now that most Upper East Side women have lost any female attributes, with their screeching voices and that horrible mix of Moschino and Ralph Lauren draped around their tanned, X-ray bodies. There’s rumor that she comes from an Austrian-Hungarian family that left Vienna in the early 1920ies. She’s a Yale graduate and sometimes wears caramel-colored, thick-rimmed glasses. I’m not sure if she really needs them though, her eyesight seems to be perfectly fine without them. Her voice is dark and soothing, with an ironic touch, and despite the fact that she knows her profession inside out (there seem to be Senators amongst her clientele, and one famous art critic), she also has this fragile aura about her.

Copyright 2007 Jens Haas

Since I travel all the time, much of our communication has to be done by e-mail. Here is what I wrote to her yesterday, with her response below. She actually encouraged me to start this blog (and now, several months later, she says she has already drawn quite a bit of material regarding my state of mind from it) and has agreed that, if I’m not going to use her real name, I can publish excerpts of what we’re dealing with – particularly the photography related issues:

“Dear Dr. Hare,

this morning I woke up from the following dream: I was one out of 12 judges on a photography panel. The photos, mostly black and white, were all taken in Lebanon by a group of international photographers. Interestingly we, the judges, had to be there while the photos were being shot. And our tasks were not limited to the jury duties. For example, we had to get up early in the day and clean up various sites of a battle that was going on, and collect ammunition, shells, empty cartridges. I distinctly remember that we had to sift through the ruins of what seemed to be an old fortress, on a sunny hill right next to the coastline, while Turkish battleships were firing at us, and one of the guards got mad at me because I overlooked a tiny, empty cartridge in the dirt.

There were 12 photographers to be judged. One of them, strictly speaking, was not an individual but a group of (yet again) 12 people, all of them ‘amateurs’; in fact they seemed to be referred to as the “Flickr-Group”. In the evening, after the judging for the day was done, I met with another judge in an empty bar. He ordered coffee and “Quadratini” (a kind of cookie from Southern Tyrol). I sat on a sofa with the other judge and he enjoyed his Quadratini. Of the twelve competitors, I had the Flickr-Group come out on top.

What is this about?

J.”

“Dear Jens,

we’ll have to talk about this when speak next in person. I keep finding your dreams remarkably realistic, and if I hadn’t heard you tell me similar dreams before, I would wonder whether you are making this up. But I know you don’t, so don’t worry.

Let me just say a couple of things. First, I like the fact that you see yourself, ultimately, as a peaceful person – someone who is on the side of picking up the weapons rather than using them, and who prefers a cookie to a fight. But second, and on a more serious note, I think you should try and see life in a somewhat more positive light. I know that you are deeply concerned about all the terrible things that happen around the world, and that you are trying to use your art to show a different, a beautiful side of things. I also know that you worry about the role of the artist in this kind of world, about the ways in which the artist and the critic alike exploit the experiences of other people. But it’s not your job to take care of all the damage that is done! And even more basically: *Your work* is not a battlefield!

A final note on the group of 12 photographers you mention. I am not sure that I know well enough what Flickr is, even though I remember that you mentioned the name. I actually think it is a nice aspect of your dream that you love the amateur. If you are willing to take my advice, I think you should try and focus on that idea: That good things can come from unexpected places!

Let’s talk more when you are back, and I hope you are finding the peace of mind that you need for a productive summer.

Dr. Hare”